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> any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

Yes.  I think that is perhaps the stupidest, most ignorant post I have ever seen on Usenet.  Congratulations! Paul

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Heeeyyy!  Muskie’s back.  The most entertaining posts ever!   – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >  I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s >  are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist >  size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in > the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right > into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very > large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles > built into the side of the seat. > Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s > are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby > or chunky fingers and hands. > Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat > is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese > people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t > rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident. >  any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

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 I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s  are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist  size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles built into the side of the seat. Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby or chunky fingers and hands. Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident.  any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

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It seems like Muskie has some problems with more than the size of the vehicle… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s > are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist > size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in >the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right >into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very >large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles >built into the side of the seat. >Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s >are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby >or chunky fingers and hands. >Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat >is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese >people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t >rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident. > any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

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>  I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s >  are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist >  size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in > the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right > into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very > large buttocks,

huhuhuhuhuh, you said buttocks  and have a sort of "support" for love handles – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> built into the side of the seat. > Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s > are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby > or chunky fingers and hands.

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Muskie: Geez, Muskie, the last I heard of you, you were hanging around the transvestite board trying to get one of them interested in taking a ride in your Toyota ice cream "truck"..  Why not go back there and continue buggering…..er, bugging the "girls".  I saw a message from you indicating you wanted to try on a few "silky soft things" and cruise around the Naperville/Wheaton area trolling for guys.  That might work, as a matter of fact.  A lot of those yuppy, TV perverts like those Japanese vehicles.  I gotta admit they are kind of cute, but the taste of most of us here runs a little differently. Most of the folks here probably know you are a little feminine twerp who just gets bored with crossdressing during the long winter nights.  Why not try one of those Chicago clubs for your type of entertainment instead of buggering …er, (darn) bugging us clean cut folks with your drivel. By the way, it’s spelled "AMERICAN"!  Bet you know how to spell Japan, don’t you? H. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >  I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s >  are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist >  size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in > the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right > into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very > large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles > built into the side of the seat. > Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s > are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby > or chunky fingers and hands. > Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat > is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese > people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t > rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident. >  any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

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> I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s > are very large… A person who is in shape slips around in >the seat… >Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s >are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby >or chunky fingers and hands…[and so on and so forth]

Nice spam-bait, Muskie!  Isn’t 7th grade study hall over now?  I think the remedial math teacher is calling you! Drew

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They’re designed for hard-working Americans.  You see, it’s kinda hard to punch little buttons when wearing work gloves. -s — "Which dumbass plugged the TV into this typewriter ?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         – Butthead

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I find that Geos and japaneese small-cars seem to be made for skinney, annorexic people with short legs and arms.  With the seat all of the way back, any obese, love-handled person just cannot operate the vehicle! But when the small, ity-bity salesperson got in, he slid right in and stayed there! this IS about the stupidest post i’ve seen. — Andy Quaas

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> I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s > are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist > size of 37 inches or larger.

Muskie, I just gotta know.  Where *do* you come up with this stuff? — P.J. Hartman            hartman{at}tconl{dot}com Corvette, Talon, MGB, ZX-11, GS450LX, and Sonata           http://www.tconl.com/~hartman

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >  I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s >  are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist >  size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in > the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right > into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very > large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles > built into the side of the seat. > Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s > are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby > or chunky fingers and hands. > Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat > is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese > people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t > rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident. >  any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

Hello Muskie,         You know I have to agree with you 100%.  By the way I think that the same can be said for most "comfortable" furniture out there.  I recently found myself in a furniture store looking at what I thought was a small couch, turned out it was a chair.  The three cushion couch that went with the CHAIR could have fit 8 regular size people or three regular (that is to say fat) Americans.  Enjoy your Thanksgiving Turkey America. David

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Paul, you must have missed any or all of "Muskies" posts, they’er nothing but "bait" and best not even acknowledged… > any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie > Yes.  I think that is perhaps the stupidest, most ignorant > post I have ever seen on Usenet.  Congratulations! > Paul

– -!! You Have Strayed Upon The Motorway To HELL !!-

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Yes, American’s are pigs relatively.  Not knocking em, I’m one too, but geez we eat too much. Steve – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s > are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist > size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in >the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right >into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very >large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles >built into the side of the seat. >Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s >are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby >or chunky fingers and hands. >Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat >is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese >people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t >rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident. > any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

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> I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s > are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist > size of 37 inches or larger.

<<snipped>> > any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

This guy is trolling for responses.  Very close to SPAM, IMHO. Don’t bother feeding his barrel-stirring ego.  Ignore the problem and it will eventually go away. dr bob

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> Yes.  I think that is perhaps the stupidest, most ignorant post I have ever > seen on Usenet.  Congratulations!

        Nah, not even close. Quit stroking his need for    recognition. It is simply a typical Muskie posting – purile,    as usual. Pointless, as usual. Designed to provoke a    response, as usual. Yep, all around typical muskie    drivel.         For good stupid, ignorant posts, you need to drop    in to talk.origins. For insane ramblings (touched by    genius?) visit the rec.autos.[tech, misc, driving] and    look for stuff from Altavoz.                                                         Bruce — "I like bad!"         -Thuganlitha         The Power and the Prophet

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Muskie’s parents must have been related! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >  I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s >  are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist >  size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in > the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right > into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very > large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles > built into the side of the seat. > Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s > are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby > or chunky fingers and hands. > Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat > is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese > people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t > rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident. >  any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

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>Paul, you must have missed any or all of "Muskies" >posts, they’er nothing but "bait" and best not >even acknowledged…

I did miss them.  Darn. Setting appropriate filters now… and thanks for the heads-up. Paul —– Paul McAleer For email reply: change "anonymous" to "hijinx" – thanks!

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> > I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s > are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist > size of 37 inches or larger. > Muskie, I just gotta know.  Where *do* you come up with this stuff? > — > P.J. Hartman            hartman{at}tconl{dot}com > Corvette, Talon, MGB, ZX-11, GS450LX, and Sonata >           http://www.tconl.com/~hartman

He thinks it up while sitting in detention at the Heywood Jablome Middle School – East Camden, New Jersey.

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Well, we could get into debates about national averages and how one country’s "average" person may tend to be larger.  I’m sure that vehicle manufacturers pay attention to this and make their vehicles accordingly.         mm – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I find that Geos and japaneese small-cars seem to be made for skinney, > annorexic people with short legs and arms.  With the seat all of the way > back, any obese, love-handled person just cannot operate the vehicle! > But when the small, ity-bity salesperson got in, he slid right in and > stayed there! > this IS about the stupidest post i’ve seen. > — > Andy Quaas

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> > any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie > Yes.  I think that is perhaps the stupidest, most ignorant post I have ever > seen on Usenet.  Congratulations! > Paul

No way, this is his best one!  You haven’t seen some of his others, like the guy in the old rattletrap pickup who’s faded interior matched the green color of his teeth… Aardwolf.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >  I noticed that the seats in mid-to large American Suv’s >  are very large, and would only be comfortable if you had a waist >  size of 37 inches or larger. A person who is in shape slips around in > the seat, while the obese dealer who showed me the vehicle slid right > into the seat and stayed there.  It seams the seats support very > large buttocks, and have a sort of "support" for love handles > built into the side of the seat. > Also, I noticed the interior controls on the American SUV’s > are large and fisher-price-like.  They seem to be made for chubby > or chunky fingers and hands. > Also, the steering wheel is very far from the driver when seat > is up all the way. I question wether this is designed for obese > people with very large bellies, so the fat of their bellies doesn’t > rub against the steering wheel and cause an accident. >  any opinions?  Thanks, ——-Muskie

Those of you who aren’t regulars may not know this, but: This is a troll.  This is only a troll.  Do not fall for this, it is only a troll. If this had been a real internet emergency (or a serious post), the system adminisrator would have posted instructions on how to deal with the situation in a calm orderly manner (or not).   OTOH, this is the best post I have seen from Muskie, there may well be more than a grain of truth to it. <g> Aardwolf.

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> >Paul, you must have missed any or all of "Muskies" >posts, they’er nothing but "bait" and best not >even acknowledged… > I did miss them.  Darn. > Setting appropriate filters now… and thanks for the heads-up. > Paul

Hey, and be sure to look at the selection of groups this was cross-posted to. Aardwolf.

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> Well, we could get into debates about national averages and how one > country’s "average" person may tend to be larger.  I’m sure that vehicle > manufacturers pay attention to this and make their vehicles accordingly. > I find that Geos and japaneese small-cars seem to be made for skinney, > annorexic people with short legs and arms.  With the seat all of the way > back, any obese, love-handled person just cannot operate the vehicle! > But when the small, ity-bity salesperson got in, he slid right in and > stayed there!

Or we could just say, I once saw a Ford Festiva on the highway that apppeared to have a suspension problem such that it was listing badly to one side, but (and this is true) when I went past, the problem was that the driver was so large he seemed to be _wearing_ the car! Aardwolf.

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>snipped > this IS about the stupidest post i’ve seen. > — > Andy Quaas

No, this is not the stupidest post ever.  Actually, I find it to be very insightful, intelligent, and really quite articulate compared to what "Muskie" has posted over the last couple of years. For those of you who don’t know, "Muskie" has been traced, and he is just an idiot looking to start flame wars, then he runs away.  And he does use several alias’s, but they can all be seen by the way he posts. As an intelligent response, I am 6′4" tall, and weight 275.  Until just recently, the ONLY SUV that I could fit into was an ISUZU Trooper! So, take that Muskie, you moron.   Oops.  My mom taught me to take pity on the twits of the world, and don’t speak ill of them.  So, let me correct myself.  I’m sorry you are a moron, Muskie. Scott Stone

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> (snip) Enjoy your Thanksgiving Turkey America.

Yes, it’s true that we Americans can afford food. Just think, someday you might be able to afford heat and running water too! Happy Thanksgiving. <G> Ed Cregger

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